I love my plug. He is so awsomely morbid that he scared my brother so bad that he decided to not use heroin.


My plug works at the local cemetery as a grounds keeper. He mostly deals weed but my brother asked him for some heroin. My plug said that he would hook him up but when my bro went to go get the heroin my plug said ” you sure you want to do this ? I mean i will make money off you either way. If i am gonna make money mowing around your gravestone cause chances are you will wind up here . or if i make money off you by selling bud is up to you.”

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Date: May 21, 2019